Goggle Football Newcastle – A Wacky Toon Adventure on the Pitch!
Goggle Football Newcastle – Ever wondered what it’s like to play football while tipsy, without actually being tipsy? Welcome to Goggle Football in Newcastle upon Tyne – the craziest, most hilarious version of the beautiful game you’ll ever play! For just £20 per person, you can experience football with your friends as you’ve never seen it before, through the magic (and madness) of our specially designed goggles. Perfect for those looking for a kick-about with a twist, right in the heart of the Toon!
Hey, Football Fans and Fun-Seekers!
What’s Goggle Football?
Imagine playing football, but with your vision completely warped. The ball looks further away, your mates appear closer or further than they actually are, and your coordination? Well, let’s just say it’s as unpredictable as the Tyne weather. It’s a side-splitting, action-packed game where skills take a backseat to laughter, perfect for parties, team-building, or just a bonkers day out with friends.
Game Details:
- Price: Only £20 per person, plus pitch hire. It’s a steal, like!
- Group Size: Gather at least 8 players to start your goggle-football adventure. No maximum limit, so the more, the merrier! (we have to charge a minimum of 10 people)
- Age Requirement: Suitable for players aged 8 years and above. All kiddies and grown-ups are welcome!
- Location: We use a few locations in and around Newcastle upon Tyne. Easy to find, hard to forget.
Why Play Goggle Football in Newcastle?
- Unique Experience: It’s not every day you get to play football with your vision distorted. Expect lots of laughs and a truly unforgettable experience.
- No Skills Required: Whether you’re the next Alan Shearer or you’ve never kicked a ball in your life, goggle football is anyone’s game.
- Safety & Comfort: Our goggles are designed for maximum fun and minimum fuss. You’ll be running all around, albeit a bit clumsily.
- Pure Geordie Fun: We’re all about good times and great laughs. Get ready for a friendly, lively atmosphere that only Newcastle can offer.
Booking Your Goggle Football Experience:
Fancy giving it a go? Whether you’re planning a stag do, a birthday bash, or just a laugh with your pals, goggle football in Newcastle is ready to make it an event to remember. Book your session now and get ready for a game of football like no other – where seeing is disbelieving!
To book your spot or for more info, get in touch with us today. Spots fill up quicker than a Greggs on a Saturday morning, so don’t hang about!
Get your goggles on, Newcastle – it’s time to play football, but not as you know it!
If you are looking for any of our activities in Sunderland, Durham, Northumberland or North East England visit – See Goggle Football North East
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Testimonials
“Booked this for a Stag do for 20 lads. Did not disappoint! Kept us all entertained for 90 minutes and it’s also a great laugh. Highly recommend!”
“10 of us went in April for a stag do and did not disappoint. Just as fun as you would imagine it be!”
Sam Lawton

We can video the event so you don’t miss any of the hilarity!

